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      CommentAuthordchamp
    • CommentTimeApr 25th 2009
     
    Step 1: Shitcan Windows.
    Step 2: There is now Step 2.
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    In the fifth age, aurorae will cover the sky in brilliant streams of blinding light. A poetic way to die.

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    Apophis Redux



    and now that apocalypse clouds are being seriously considered for new cloud status the updated crash dates will be that much more ominous.
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    Here is me reading this story
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      CommentAuthordchamp
    • CommentTimeNov 10th 2009
     
    Reminds me of a story I saw a while back about the USAF planning to do research in to an anti-matter bomb. Yeah, maybe it won't destroy the entire planet.
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    ... I think since that could conceivably create a new volcano it deserves an honorable mention in this thread.
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    Philippines volcano eruption likely soon

    Making me want to stick my head into a volcano: the new and improved comment sections. "The New Reuters" no longer offers an easily readable topics page for people to scan so readers will be forced to click around more and create ad revenue, which is even beyond keeping a logo confessed on PostSecret to be inspired by a toilet flushing by one of it's designers, but encouraging such terrible quality of public comment on almost every article gives me Youtube flashbacks. Bleh.
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      CommentAuthordchamp
    • CommentTimeDec 26th 2009
     
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      CommentAuthorTheSasquatch
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2009 edited
     
    Check out the video linked to it by a commenter: ~
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    No one is looking for asteroids

    It's not even that expensive to watch out for them!
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    Giant Mayan Head Found

    An underworld figure? Just in time for 2012...
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    Researchers have long known that modern humans lack the genetic variation found in other living primates, such as chimpanzees or gorillas, even though our current population size is so much larger. One explanation for this lack of variation is that our species underwent recent bottlenecks--events where a significant percentage were killed or otherwise prevented from reproducing. Some researchers proposed that the lack of variation in our maternally inherited mitochondrial DNA suggested these bottlenecks took place as our ancestors spread out of Africa relatively recently. One possibility occurred 70,000 years ago, when the Toba super-volcano erupted in Indonesia and triggered a nuclear winter that fewer than 15,000 individuals survived.
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    Overview Declares Asteroid caused the Final Extinction of the Dinosaurs

    Only some extinctions were caused by volcanoes...
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    Iceland island blows up without warning



    I'm glad that Iceland has smart air-traffic controllers...
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    Super flamingos!

    At least they might survive...
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      CommentAuthorTheSasquatch
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2010 edited
     
    How much damage did the Toba super-volcano cause?

    This research is a mess! The proof for no major catastrophe occurring requires rewriting all of human prehistory- fingers crossed indeed.
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      CommentAuthorTheSasquatch
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2010 edited
     
    AP Wire: :
    Polish authorities said Friday they may delay the weekend funeral of president Lech Kaczynski as a volcanic ash cloud threatened to disrupt the travel arrangements of dozens of world leaders. The country closed most of its airspace, calling into question the attendence of US President Barack Obama and other heads of state at late Polish leader's burial in the southern city of Krakow on Sunday.

    Working funeral in danger! The Iceland eruption is blocking flights all across Europe, and historically things have been much worse in the area
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    Eyjafjallajokul in Iceland today
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    It’s a much larger volcano, and in the past, we know its eruptions have been much larger, too,” Miller explains

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    And, Katla seems to erupt whenever Eyjafjallajokull does. Three times in history when Eyjafjallajokull has erupted—in 920, 1612 and 1821—Katla has, too.

    That’s why the current eruption could be a bad omen: Every time Eyjafjallajokull has erupted—as it has for the past week—Katla follows behind, always erupting within the same year, sometimes just a few months after its little sister.

    This article follows well, and then all of sudden is like "Ben Franklin wrote about volcanoes you know. He was also the ambassador to France!"
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    The blind side

    For all the technology in the world, there's a huge blind spot in scientific understanding of Mount St. Helens - scientists still don't know how eruptions start in the first place.
    "We have decent models of what we think the volcano looks like down to 6 miles (10 km) below the surface," Moran said. "From 6 to 20 miles down we don't have a very good idea. Geophysical imaging techniques haven't been very good at producing images at those depths."


    The blind spot has led to even more puzzlement during a series of recent eruptions from 2004-2008, where the volcano only coughed up strangely solid magma that looked as though it had sat around for more than a decade - a stark contrast to the typically fluid magma (called lava once it breaks through Earth's surface).


    It's all about as badly done as the most recent master cell phone study yesterday- that concluded high exposure is probably correlated with cancer but left so many confounds open reporters aren't even writing up the results to suck up to phoneglom
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    Oil Spill Volcano unlikely

    a hurricane may still mess things quite a bit though
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      CommentAuthordchamp
    • CommentTimeJun 2nd 2010 edited
     
    Big scary sink hole. I'm sure someone's already photoshopped this into goatse. I'm talking at you there, Barry.

    hole
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    Spelunking anyone?
    • CommentAuthorvonahsen
    • CommentTimeJun 2nd 2010
     
    I did immediately imagine three fingers on either side. must...resist...